my (almost) first dive

Finally, the day had arrived. My first real dive in the ocean. Ian picked me up at my flat early Saturday morning for the drive to Pembroke. Bank Holiday week-end, but the traffic was light, the sky clear and the sun bright. The omens were good.

Driving through Wales, I reflected on my odyssey from desk-bound banker to club member and soon-to-be “scuba diver”. Residing near the Seymour Centre, I joined the facility to socialise and to minimise the caloric consequences of too many business lunches and dinners. I spotted the BSAC ad in the glass display case at Seymour [instantly becoming quite possibly the first person ever to do so… Ed] and memories of the 1950s American TV hit, “Sea Hunt” came back. Lloyd Bridges, the star, somehow surviving adventures from “attacking killer whales” to unexpected bouts of “narcosis of the deep” had mesmerised me then and I still imagined myself in his shoes (or rather wetsuit). After a couple of wrong turns into the “sun parlour” and the squash court, I finally found the club room. Jim offered a trial dive and I was hooked. Weightlessly swimming in the pool, I had become Mr. Sea Hunt. I signed up immediately and paid my dues. Now almost a year later I was on my way to the real thing.

Ian and I arrived at the slip around 11:30am and started scanning the horizon for sight of the RIB returning from the morning run. What a beautiful sight as it came into view and tied up. We helped unload the kit and I felt like a long time member already. A light lunch and we prepared for the afternoon expedition. Jonathan was not due until later in the day and Keith was in charge until then. He decided the afternoon dive would be a shore entry at St Brides Bay. As I heard this I felt some relief, thinking it would be a leisurely walk across the pebbled sand and a smooth transition into the water. Keith must have taken pity on this novice and figured it would be safer and easier for me. Of course, what I didn’t realise was that beaches in the UK don’t look like beaches on Long Island!

Ian managed to drive the car past the parking lot and half way to the “beach” where we unloaded the gear and I kitted up as he returned the car to the parking lot. By the time everyone else had arrived and kitted up, I was just figuring out how to snake my left arm through the dry suit sleeve, which somehow had disappeared. Finally I got everything on and found I felt more like a beached whale than Lloyd Bridges. Making my first ocean dive in my spanking new DUI drysuit, I wanted to make sure I wasn’t too light… 15kg on the belt, 2kg around the ankles and a few more kilos in the BCD pockets. I was determined to get under. What I hadn’t anticipated was the sheer exhaustion brought on by kitting up, traversing down the slope across slippery rocks, and then balancing and putting on my fins. I felt like I had just run a marathon, trying to catch my breath with my heart rate accelerating off the EKG chart. Too late to turn back…

After everyone else had gone in, Keith took me under his wing and explained clearly, “… just turn around and back in until we’re ready.”. I pulled down my mask, put the regulator in my mouth and suddenly felt as if I was in a tunnel unable to catch my breath. My expensive mask immediately fogged over and I was on the verge of sucking the bottle dry before we had even started. Keith’s words floated over, “just lie back and try to relax.”. OK, I’ll give it a try. All that damn weight… My mask was half in and half out of the water. Panic takes over. Despite the fact that I’m breathing, I feel like I’m drowning. I can’t find the inflate valve on my BCD to try to put more air into it, as I keep grabbing my pressure gauge instead. Can’t be me, must be the stupid Cressi design. Keith still very patiently asking, “Do you want to try to go under?”. That was the problem, I felt like I was going under! Calming down a bit, I signalled Keith, “Not today, let’s go back.”. Ever patient, he instructed, “Just stay on your back and fin toward shore.”. Still gasping for breath and my heart pounding, I realise I can fin and get back ashore… just need to calm down… and gradually I did, a bit. Keith gave me a hand, practicing his towing technique. Then, I was on my own to fin. The shore was only about 30m away, why was it taking so long. My legs were getting tired. Finally, Keith’s voice again, “You’re going around in circles.”. Now, I remembered… look over your shoulder from time to time (practical lesson for me!). Looking over my shoulder, I spied stern-eyed Joe up on the rocks looking down. Of course, this being BSAC No.1, we had to have a safety observer [that’s right Tom, my altruism in volunteering for shore cover had nothing whatsoever to do with my reasoning, “a shore dive, on sand, with no viz, balls to that idea…” - Ed]. Somehow, I thought my display of skill might go unnoticed, as if it had never really happened. Of course, as I finally did make it to shore I realised that all the other divers had already returned and were pretending not to take notice of me. Kind folks.

What went through my mind as I unkitted. First, I’m too old for this sport; and why didn’t I just PADI it! In fact, I might have just quit then if everyone hadn’t been so supportive. “Don’t worry about it… those things happen… it’ll be easier rolling off the RIB… not so unusual on the first dive…”. By dinner that night we could even laugh about it as we planned for tomorrow’s try at a first dive. The experience did give me some lessons. First, listen to your body; if it’s telling you to wait and catch your breath or even skip a dive, don’t be hard of hearing. Second, it takes a lot of dive experience to get comfortable in the water. Third, try a little less weight next time; and finally, BSAC No.1 is a great bunch of people. In terms of expedition history, though, I really don’t think we should characterise my effort as an aborted dive. I never got under the water; let’s just refer to it as an aborted swim.

Postscript

I did manage to make two dives the next day, first down the anchor line in 8m of water in an adjacent bay to the previous day’s fiasco; and more memorably 16m off Skomer Island, both dives under Keith’s guidance. Both dives also offered the benefit of search experience for Keith and then Joe and Morgan as my weight belt mysteriously dropped from my fingers both dives while boarding the RIB. Thanks to everyone who made Pembroke memorable for the right reasons.

Tom

[Pembroke - April 2005]